Privacy Policy

Effective: June 10, 2026 · Offline Helpers, LLC

The short version: The AI runs on your own computer, not on our servers. We see your email, your payment confirmation, and the answers you give us in the fit check. We do not see your chats with the AI. We do not sell or share your data. You can ask us to delete everything we have on you at any time, and we will, within 30 days.

1. What we collect

When you interact with Offline Helper, we collect:

WhatWhenWhy
Email addressFit check, support request, or purchaseTo contact you about your session and to send receipts
Name (optional)If you give it to usSo we can greet you properly
Fit-check answersWhen you submit the fit-check formTo decide whether we are the right fit for you
Payment confirmationAt checkoutTo fulfill the order. Card numbers go to Stripe, not to us
Device specs (model, OS version)During the install sessionTo install the right AI software for your machine
Support emailsWhen you email usTo help you

2. What we never see

This is the part that matters most and is easiest to gloss over, so it gets its own section.

The AI assistant we install runs locally on your computer. We do not have remote access to it after the install session ends. Specifically:

The entire point of the service is that the AI is private to you. If you ever feel we have crossed that line, contact us immediately and we will address it. If we ever discover a real breach, we will notify you within 72 hours.

3. How we use what we collect

We use the data listed in section 1 to:

We do not use your data for advertising. We do not use your data to train any AI model. We do not sell or "rent" your data to anyone, ever.

4. Who we share it with

We share your data only with the vendors we use to run the business, and only the minimum they need to do their job:

VendorWhat they getWhy
StripePayment info at checkout, basic profileTo process your payment. See Stripe's privacy policy.
CloudflareSite traffic logs, KV queue dataTo run the website and the payment fulfillment queue. Logs auto-delete after 30 days.
Google Workspace (Gmail)Your email correspondence with usTo reply to you. Google's privacy policy applies to their handling.

We will also share data if a US court orders us to, but we will challenge overly broad requests and notify you if legally permitted.

5. Cookies and analytics

The Offline Helper website uses only strictly necessary cookies and local storage (for things like "you have already seen the fit-check form"). We do not use Google Analytics, Meta Pixel, or any third-party advertising trackers.

If we add analytics in the future, we will update this policy and ask for consent where required.

6. Your rights under US state privacy laws

Several US states give you specific rights over your personal data. If you live in California, Virginia, Colorado, Connecticut, Utah, Texas, Oregon, Montana, Delaware, Iowa, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Tennessee, Minnesota, Maryland, Indiana, Kentucky, Rhode Island, or another state with a comprehensive privacy law, you have the right to:

To exercise any of these rights, email pdbjork@gmail.com from the address you have on file with us (so we can verify it's you). We will respond within 45 days. We will not charge you for a reasonable number of requests per year.

California "Shine the Light" (Civil Code § 1798.83): we do not share your data with third parties for their direct marketing purposes.

7. How long we keep it

CategoryHow longWhy
Payment records (receipts, Stripe transaction IDs)7 yearsUS tax law (IRS)
Support emails3 years after last contactReasonable lookback for any follow-up issues
Fit-check answers (if you did not buy)12 monthsFollow-up unless you ask us to delete sooner
Subscription statusFor the life of the subscription + 2 yearsHandle renewals, refunds, and disputes
Marketing list (if you opted in)Until you unsubscribeOne-click unsubscribe in every email

When the retention period ends, we delete the data within 30 days. If you ask us to delete your data sooner, we will — except for the records we're legally required to keep (e.g., tax records), which we will isolate from anything that can be used to contact you.

8. How we protect it

We use industry-standard safeguards: TLS for all data in transit, encrypted storage at rest, and access limited to the founder (Pete) plus a single, password-managed Cloudflare account. We do not store your card data — Stripe does, and they are PCI-DSS Level 1 certified.

No system is 100% secure. If we ever discover a breach affecting your data, we will notify you within 72 hours by email and post a notice on this page.

9. Children's privacy

Offline Helper is intended for adults. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 16. If we learn we have, we will delete it within 30 days. If you believe a child has submitted data through our fit check, email us.

10. Changes to this policy

If we change this policy in a material way, we will update the "Effective" date at the top, post a notice on the homepage, and email active subscribers. Non-material changes (typos, clarifications) will be made silently.

11. Contact and data protection contact

Offline Helpers, LLC is the data controller for any personal data described in this policy.

You can reach us at:

For complaints, you also have the right to contact your state attorney general or the US Federal Trade Commission.


This is a plain-language privacy policy. It is not legal advice. If you have specific legal questions, consult a lawyer licensed in your state.