Book a paid rescue session.

A 90-minute live-system setup call for a Mac or Windows computer. $99 fixed fee, no subscription. Request a slot through Telegram and Pete will confirm fit, timing, and payment before the call.

Pick the right lane before you pay.

Most families do not need to decode the whole site. Choose the path that matches today’s problem, then send one clear starter note.

Setup is stuck todayRequest the $99 rescue slot, then pay only after Pete confirms fit and timing.

Not sure what you needUse the rescue checklist or the free fit check first.

Helping a loved oneConfirm consent, privacy boundaries, and device access before scheduling any screen-share.

Fixed fee · no subscription

$ 99 USD · 90 minutes

Diagnose the immediate setup problem on a real Mac or PC screen-share
Install, configure, or repair the local-first tools you actually need
Plain-English explanation of what stays local and what uses the network
One redacted research signal logged for the project (no screenshots, no personal files)
Optional Telegram handoff for any follow-up questions in the next 14 days

Request a $99 rescue slot on Telegram → Not sure? Check readiness Already confirmed? Pay securely Or join the free Skool first

Telegram opens in a new tab. Send the starter note below with the device, the problem, and your time zone. Pete confirms fit and timing before the session. If he sent you back here, the Stripe button below creates the $99 payment. No card is stored on our side.

Copy/paste starter note

This removes the blank-page problem when Telegram opens. Edit anything that does not fit.

Open Telegram

Confirmed by Pete? Pay for the rescue session

Use this only after Pete confirms the session fits and gives you a time window. Stripe handles the card. Offline Helper receives the receipt and a redacted fulfillment task.

Stripe checkout is live for confirmed $99 rescue sessions.

If you pay before Pete confirms fit and timing, reply in Telegram or email pdbjork@gmail.com. If the session cannot be scheduled, ask for a refund within 7 days.

Privacy: we do not collect or store your passwords, recovery keys, financial details, or medical/legal information during the call. Screen-share stays in the call window. If something feels off, you can stop the session and request a full refund within 7 days.

Good fit for paid rescue

You already tried the free path and need a real person to get the setup unstuck.
You want one working local-first AI setup today, not a long research project.
You are comfortable screen-sharing only the setup window, never passwords or private files.
You can name the device, the problem, and the one outcome that would make the call worth $99.

What this is not

Not a subscription. Pay once, get one 90-minute session.
Not a fit check. The free fit check stays at /fit-check/ — do that first if you have not already.
Not crisis support. For urgent safety, mental-health, or medical issues, contact local emergency or crisis services instead.

After you request a slot

Telegram opens a chat with Offline Helper Pete.
Send the device type, the setup problem, and your time zone.
Pete confirms whether the session fits the service before taking payment.
We propose 2-3 time windows within one business day and confirm by Telegram or phone.
The 90-minute session happens on a screen-share you control.
Optional 14-day follow-up by Telegram for the questions the call could not cover.

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