Book a paid rescue session.
A 90-minute live-system setup call for a Mac or Windows computer. $99 fixed fee, no subscription. Request a slot through Telegram and Pete will confirm fit, timing, and payment before the call.
Fixed fee · no subscription
$
99
USD · 90 minutes
- Diagnose the immediate setup problem on a real Mac or PC screen-share
- Install, configure, or repair the local-first tools you actually need
- Plain-English explanation of what stays local and what uses the network
- One redacted research signal logged for the project (no screenshots, no personal files)
- Optional Telegram handoff for any follow-up questions in the next 14 days
Telegram opens in a new tab. Send the starter note below with the device, the problem, and your time zone. Pete confirms fit, time, and payment before the session. No card is stored on our side.
Copy/paste starter note
This removes the blank-page problem when Telegram opens. Edit anything that does not fit.
Privacy: we do not collect or store your passwords, recovery keys, financial details, or medical/legal information during the call. Screen-share stays in the call window. If something feels off, you can stop the session and request a full refund within 7 days.
What this is not
- Not a subscription. Pay once, get one 90-minute session.
- Not a fit check. The free fit check stays at /fit-check/ — do that first if you have not already.
- Not crisis support. For urgent safety, mental-health, or medical issues, contact local emergency or crisis services instead.
After you request a slot
- Telegram opens a chat with Offline Helper Pete.
- Send the device type, the setup problem, and your time zone.
- Pete confirms whether the session fits the service before taking payment.
- We propose 2-3 time windows within one business day and confirm by Telegram or phone.
- The 90-minute session happens on a screen-share you control.
- Optional 14-day follow-up by Telegram for the questions the call could not cover.